I drink mocha, not latte.

Latitude of Cudahy, Wisconsin (i.e. Erick's hometown): 42.96 N
Latitude of Madison, Wisconsin (i.e. Tony's hometown): 43.09 N

Who's the Yankee now, Yankee? The rights of the Confederacy are Adam's, and Adam's alone..

And never have I put so much as one sprinkle on a mocha. Ever.

So yeah, do we even have a topic to be "on topic" about? We should probably declare one or two, lest this become completely out of hand from the get-go.